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March 3rd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Another Golf JokeONLY A GOLFER WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS STORY It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot with a few practice swings when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, When once more, the Man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!" I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back . . . "Would the @ssho!e with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
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March 3rd, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | another good one.....
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March 3rd, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Very nice, tomtom. 
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March 3rd, 2008
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| Spam King | sounds about right...
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March 4th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | hahahaha Golf....
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