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January 30th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Another Blonde Joke


A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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January 31st, 2005   Post 2
CDTGaticaW201
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LOL.....That's rich. At first I was like, what does this have to do with blondes, but it was great.
 
February 4th, 2005   Post 3
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Hahaha
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February 4th, 2005   Post 4
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stupid blondes
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February 4th, 2005   Post 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nulli secundus
stupid blondes
thats so cool.

i've heard it before. i love that one.
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February 5th, 2005   Post 6
Joe252
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lol
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February 5th, 2005   Post 7
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lol
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February 6th, 2005   Post 8
Darcia
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heh...okay..
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February 7th, 2005   Post 9
Ed
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haha
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February 7th, 2005   Post 10
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Still a good one
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