Topic: Annual physical

tomtom22 · April 27th, 2006

I went to the doctor for my annual physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 4 1/2," I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 2".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac

armlesscadet · April 28th, 2006

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

April 27th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Annual physical I went to the doctor for my annual physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 4 1/2," I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 2". She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 28th, 2006	Post 2
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	haha __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

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