Topic: The Annual Checkup

Damien435 · March 23rd, 2006

An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I`ve never been better! he boasted. I`ve got an eighteen year old bride who`s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. "

"The doctor continued, So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That`s impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That`s kind of what I`m getting at... " replied the doctor.

AFSteliga · March 23rd, 2006

Hahaha

Marinerhodes · March 23rd, 2006

Hehe!!

Navy Boy · March 24th, 2006

tomtom22 · March 25th, 2006

Heard it before, but it is still classic!

Team Infidel · January 8th, 2007

that's a good one

March 23rd, 2006	Post 1
Damien435 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	Post; The Annual Checkup An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I`ve never been better! he boasted. I`ve got an eighteen year old bride who`s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. " "The doctor continued, So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That`s impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That`s kind of what I`m getting at... " replied the doctor. __________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City

March 23rd, 2006	Post 2
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahaha __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

March 24th, 2006	Post 4
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	Lol! __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

March 25th, 2006	Post 5
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Heard it before, but it is still classic! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 8th, 2007	Post 6
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that's a good one __________________

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