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August 31st, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Anal glaucomaA woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?", he asked. She replies,"I can't see my ass coming into work today." 
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August 31st, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |  thats funny
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August 31st, 2005
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| Centurion | Amusingly funny
__________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\". |
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May 22nd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | wish i could use that excuse.
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