Topic: Ambiguity????????

Chief Bones · March 30th, 2006

For those who love ambiguity

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

*One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...(LOL!!)

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person swears,
does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued,
can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell,
is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime,
do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Rob Henderson · March 30th, 2006

Hehehehehe. Funny stuff there Chief. Funny stuff...Ive always wondered why we still have apes and monkeys...

Marinerhodes · April 1st, 2006

LOL Few there I haven't read before.

DTop · April 1st, 2006

A few good ones in there with the groaners

tomtom22 · April 1st, 2006

Good ones!

Navy Boy · April 4th, 2006

LOL!

Team Infidel · January 8th, 2007

that's a good one

March 30th, 2006	Post 1
Chief Bones Forums Grumpy Old Man Gear	Post; Ambiguity???????? For those who love ambiguity Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...(LOL!!) Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. What if there were no hypothetical questions? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? What was the best thing before sliced bread? One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How is it possible to have a civil war? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? __________________ -W.R.B. (Chief Bones) FCC(SW) USN(RET)-* Last edited by Chief Bones; March 30th, 2006 at 08:57.

March 30th, 2006	Post 2
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Hehehehehe. Funny stuff there Chief. Funny stuff...Ive always wondered why we still have apes and monkeys... __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

April 1st, 2006	Post 4
DTop Milforum Moderator Gear	A few good ones in there with the groaners __________________ *"I was a soldier, I am a soldier, I always will be a soldier."*

April 1st, 2006	Post 5
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Good ones! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 4th, 2006	Post 6
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	LOL! __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

January 8th, 2007	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that's a good one __________________

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