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March 4th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; The Amazing Claude.It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "****!" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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March 4th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | 
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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March 5th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | That was good
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July 30th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer | LMAO
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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July 30th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | ROTFL
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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July 30th, 2005
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| Optio | outstanding
__________________ \"LIFE WITHOUT KIDS IS LIFE WITHOUT LAUGHTER\" |
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August 1st, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Funny stuff that
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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August 1st, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | lol luverly
__________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 |
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August 2nd, 2005
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| Milforum Moderator |  LMAO
__________________ "I was a soldier, I am a soldier, I always will be a soldier." |
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August 3rd, 2005
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| Centurion | haha not bad at all |
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