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November 29th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Who Am IOne Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night." The Mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies," Actually we had it Saturday night, this is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning." We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the Christmas Cheer and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that around midnight we started playing WHO AM I." The Mailman thinks a moment and says, " How do you play that?" Bob continues between hung over gasps, " Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "units" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The Mailman laughs and says," Damn, I am sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "Your name was guessed four or five times." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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November 29th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | 
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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November 29th, 2005
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| Milites Gregarius | lol
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November 30th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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November 30th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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December 1st, 2005
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| Canuckus Maximus  |
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
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January 10th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Very nice! 
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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January 10th, 2007
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| Centurion | lol thats good
__________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist Between two evils i always pick the one i havent tried yet~Mae West |
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January 11th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Very nice! Hahahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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February 9th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | LOL.. hahahaha 
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