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January 25th, 2006
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| Optio  |  Post; Alert StatesBe aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability. It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert, The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides". The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to"dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels,"invade a neighbour" and "lose". Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from"isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the Middle East ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and"ask the British for help". Finally here in the UK we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to"make another cup of tea".
__________________ From within Chaos Comes Order  When there is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.  Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.  Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos  Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.  If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you!!  |
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January 26th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | It'd be funnier if it weren't so true. 
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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January 30th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | They all work except for the last one for America. Other than that they are pretty funny.
__________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City |
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January 30th, 2006
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| Centurion | Quote:
__________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"  | |
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January 31st, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | French rifle for sale Never fired, droped once.
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February 25th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | rabs that was completely off topic...That is funny and true specialy the french part
__________________  C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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February 25th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Funny and .... True?
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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February 25th, 2006
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| Milites Gregarius | no way the french will ever forgive ya if they see this  it's no their fault they were neighbours with germany the last 2 WW |
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February 27th, 2006
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| Canuckus Maximus  | so true, so true
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February 27th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
Im going to hope you realized it was a joke ... if not well lol. | |
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