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May 28th, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; The aisle seat


The aisle seat


Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.

"How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations?

This hatred? This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"


THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
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May 28th, 2007   Post 2
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nice one TOMTOM
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May 29th, 2007   Post 3
sunshine
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got to love marines i do say he won that one hehehe
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May 29th, 2007   Post 4
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Very nice
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May 30th, 2007   Post 5
Marinerhodes
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I have heard that one before hehe. It was interservice rivalry as the topic.
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