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December 5th, 2008   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different aircraft to familiarize myself with their capabilities. One day I was aboard an intelligence aircraft, where each crew member was surrounded by complex gear. A young major showed me his computer screen. "That's a chat screen, sir," the soldier said. "We use it to relay enemy information to the crew -- like instant messaging." Nodding, I moved down the line. Flashing on an airman's screen several feet away was the warning: "Heads up -- the colonel is on his way!"

-- James Moschgat

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Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
December 5th, 2008   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
good one....


 
December 5th, 2008   #3
Sevens
 
 
Busted!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
December 8th, 2008   #4
tomtom22
 
 
Ah soooooooo busted!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
December 8th, 2008   #5
A Can of Man
 
 
I remember something more low tech but like this. Down at the motorpool I spotted the BN CO and saluted him. I also noticed that he was walking in the way of my Company barracks and that means only one thing. I broke into a mad dash out of his LOS, flanked around and tumbled back into the barracks. The Staff Sergeant on duty hardly had time to react when I said, "The BN CO is on his way!"
People move so fast when you say that.
 
June 11th, 2012   #6
taif
 
Must be a Scene ..
 
June 11th, 2012   #7
viper2007
 
 
 



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