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October 15th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008


Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.


7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender --French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home


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October 15th, 2006   Post 2
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Damn...Thats bad. Hahaha...Funny, but bad.
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October 16th, 2006   Post 3
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Moved to this forum.
The political fans have no sense of humor.
 
October 16th, 2006   Post 4
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Thats great....
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October 16th, 2006   Post 5
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The last one is hilarious...
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October 16th, 2006   Post 6
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HAHAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thanks for the laughs Tom!
 
October 16th, 2006   Post 7
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that's good
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October 17th, 2006   Post 8
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LMAO Oh that's great!!!!! *wipes tears* Thanks, tomtom!!!!
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October 17th, 2006   Post 9
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8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging. yay!
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January 4th, 2008   Post 10
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I love trees...

Ted Kennedy has 18 too few toasts.
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