Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008

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October 15th, 2006   #1
tomtom22
 
 

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008 info


Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.


7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender --French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home




"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
October 15th, 2006   #2
Rob Henderson
 
 
Damn...Thats bad. Hahaha...Funny, but bad.
 
October 16th, 2006   #3
tomtom22
 
 
Moved to this forum.
The political fans have no sense of humor.
 
October 16th, 2006   #4
fronzz
 
 
Thats great....


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October 16th, 2006   #5
mmarsh
 
 
The last one is hilarious...


"My center is giving way, my right is in retreat situation excellent. I shall attack." -Foch

I am from NYC. I fly a French flag because I work in Paris.
 
October 16th, 2006   #6
The Cooler King
 
HAHAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thanks for the laughs Tom!
 
October 16th, 2006   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good


 
October 16th, 2006   #8
Sevens
 
 
LMAO Oh that's great!!!!! *wipes tears* Thanks, tomtom!!!!


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October 17th, 2006   #9
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging. yay!



 
January 4th, 2008   #10
The Other Guy
 
 
I love trees...

Ted Kennedy has 18 too few toasts.


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.