First thing I did when I retired was grow a beard just because I had never had the opportunity to do so before. Took me about a week. Didn't keep it. More trouble than they're worth and made me look about ten years older. I wish the hair on the top of my head grew as fast and as heavy as the hair on the bottom of my head. I tell people I haven't lost any hair; it's just migrated.
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"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."
- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia
