| I shouldn't do this, but it IS a funny joke.
An atheist dies, and awakens to find himself before the gates of hell. "Oh No! I was wrong, and now I'm in hell!" he thinks.
Well the devil walks up to him and says "We've been expecting you. follow me." So the atheist follows the devil through the gates of hell. They pass through a huge chamber full of screaming tormented souls, flames and pitchforks and lava, the whole bit. The atheist is beside himself with fear. Then they enter a modern airconditioned hallway, with bright pictures on the wall. The hallway leads to a huge room, where eternities biggest party is in full swing. A gorgeous she-demon hands the atheist his favorite drink, made just the way he likes it. Out of the crowd emerge his best friends and long lost buddies.
"Surprise!" they all shout. They then proceed to dance the night away. Sometime later, while talking with some old army buddies the atheist says:
"This is all great, this is the best! There's just one thing that bothers me. When I came in, there was this pit of screaming souls and torture and stuff, what's that all about?"
"Ah," one of his friends says,"that's just for the christians!" |