Originally Posted by Charge_7

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' "

Robin Williams: "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Axel Rose: "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."