Well if I told you the name the drill sergeants called me in Basic Training was "Joker" would that tell you?
I've loved jokes since I was old enough to get the idea that telling something funny could put a smile on people's faces. So I collect jokes. Some I make up myself, and others I've just made mental notes to remember them. I still remember the first joke I told or rather _tried_ to tell. It was a knock knock joke that made absolutely no sense. To this day if I tell anyone in my family a joke they find less than stellar they reply with the punchline from that joke.
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"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."
- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia
