(sings revised song of You're the Top)
I'm the top! I'm the Colosseum,
I'm the top! I'm the Louvre Museum,
I'm a melody from a symphony by Strauss,
I'm a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet,
I'm Mickey Mouse.
I'm the Nile, I'm the Tow'r of Pisa,
I'm the smile on the Mona Lisa.
You're a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, you're the bottom,
I'm the top!
The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.