I can tell more stories when they become "declassified".
Edit: Ok here go. This one happened not to long ago at our Airman School. It was maybe 0100 when this happened. The staff was looking for something to do because we didn't want to go to sleep. So the C/CO found a board and had someone write on it "Do not touch, under investigation" and put a random number on it. Then we looked around for some cones in order to box in a car. We boxed in the Senior Members car. Placing the boars on the windshield. If only the SM had said "This has cadets _____ and ____ written all over it."
Good times good times.