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April 19th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; An 81-year-old woman


An 81-year-old woman, an alumna of a fine school, was asked by a younger alumna to make a contribution to their school's fund-raising campaign. The older woman said she'd be glad to make a gift.
"That's wonderful! Would you like to make that into a pledge over three years?"
"A pledge?" said the elderly woman. "Why, at my age I don't even buy green bananas anymore."
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April 20th, 2008   Post 2
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Hahaha! Love it!!
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April 20th, 2008   Post 3
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Hahaha!
Good one!
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