ETNUSN

Here's one I remember from Navy Boot:

"They say that in the Navy, the coffee's mighty fine,
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It looks like muddy water, an' tastes like turpentine
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Oh lord I wanna go!
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But Chief won' let me go!
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Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Hey!

They say that in the Navy, the chicken's mighty fine,
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One jumped off the table, and started double-time!
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Oh lord I wanna go!
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But Chief won' let me go!
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Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Hey!

They say that in the Navy, the pay is mighty fine,
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They give you a 'hundred dollars, and take back ninety-nine!
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Oh lord I wanna go!
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But Chief won' let me go!
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Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Hey!

They say that in the Navy, the training's mighty fine,
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Last night there were ten of us and now there's only nine!
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Oh lord I wanna go!
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But Cheif is just to slow!
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Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Hey!"

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