Police in Germany have arrested three Santas who stole
a Christmas tree.
Officers noticed the three men dressed as Santa Claus
dragging the tree through in a parking lot. Following a
closer inspection and some questions, the Santas con-
fessed to taking the tree from the local nightclub.
Police escorted the three Santas back to the club to
make sure they returned the stolen goods then promptly
Originally Posted by moving0target
Can't tell you how many times I've heard thugs robbing convenience stores say to each other, "Fix bayonets!"