Originally Posted by Der Alte

I'm still in the shower

Are you still in the shower, Opa Alte?

I can pass you the shower gel... before some Marine comes with a bar of soap...

Originally Posted by Yossarian

Thankfully no childeren are present in this thread.

Being as I would hate to be the one to explain to their parents what all this can mean .

Hold on to that thought, bro... there is a 13 year old forum member who just joined us recently...

Oh, what the hell, they have to learn from somewhere, don't they?

Originally Posted by Freyja

Horizontal belly dance - move your bum from side to side.

I want to observe that, too.... from a purely scientific point of view... naturally!

Originally Posted by 42RM

Well, they can start with the birds and the bees.

Had this been an American forum, this thread would have been one long beep!

Had this been an American forum, we would get death threats from certain groups already...

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

How does one scratch ones bum during the night with hands above the blankets?

Yeah, I want to know too- wait you told us already...

I still would like to observe this being done... from a scientific point of view... of course.

With that, I leave you with this song, dear

THOMAS DOLBY - She blinded me with science (1982) HD and HQ - YouTube

THOMAS DOLBY - She blinded me with science (1982) HD and HQ - YouTube

Originally Posted by Freyja

Its our Viking blood. Scandinavian girls are very independent.
Actually, I'm not such a bad girl. I'm very shy and demure and always sleep with my hands above the blanket

I want to move to Scandanavia- I want to be a citizen... plenty of things to do for a mature gentleman like me!

Originally Posted by Freyja

Its our Viking blood. Scandinavian girls are very independent.
Actually, I'm not such a bad girl. I'm very shy and demure and always sleep with my hands above the blanket

A shy Scandinavian gal? I haven't met any shy Scandinavian gals

Originally Posted by viper2007

I want to move to Scandanavia- I want to be a citizen... plenty of things to do for a mature gentleman like me!

The best solution would be to live in Sweden, work in Norway, and spending the vacations in Denmark. If you do so, you have it covered

I am male and raised two sons alone while also a careerest in the Army. I'm staying out of this.

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

A shy Scandinavian gal? I haven't met any shy Scandinavian gals

Me too....