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June 4th, 2012   #21
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Speculation can be dangerous, its much safer to show how its done. Hold on, I'll get my camera.

OK Now I'm ready I've got my camera................................

Waits, waits, waits, waits, waits...........
Opa Brit, WAKE UP!

I said... never mind! (tucking in the blanket quietly around my dear Opa...)
 
June 4th, 2012   #22
42RM
 
Love Scandinavian girls - they are very straightforward.
 
June 4th, 2012   #23
Freyja
 
Its our Viking blood. Scandinavian girls are very independent.
Actually, I'm not such a bad girl. I'm very shy and demure and always sleep with my hands above the blanket

Last edited by Freyja; June 4th, 2012 at 11:00..
 
June 4th, 2012   #24
Der Alte
 
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Originally Posted by Freyja
LOL, Oink oink oink!

Well, friends! From a strictly scientific point you can then speculate whether I’m putting my mouth down to the nipple or I’m capable of lifting the boobs up to my mouth.
I suddenly felt a heatstroke.
A cold shower might help!
 
June 4th, 2012   #25
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freyja
Its our Viking blood. Scandinavian girls are very independent.
Actually, I'm not such a bad girl. I'm very shy and demure and always sleep with my hands above the blanket
Cough ... bull ...cough!
 
June 4th, 2012   #26
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Der Alte
I suddenly felt a heatstroke.
A cold shower might help!
It hasn't helped me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
Love Scandinavian girls - they are very straightforward.
And anything else in a skirt and with a pulse. WATCH OUT YOU JOCKS!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Freyja
Its our Viking blood. Scandinavian girls are very independent.
Actually, I'm not such a bad girl. I'm very shy and demure and always sleep with my hands above the blanket
How does one scratch ones bum during the night with hands above the blankets?


Adversus solem ne loquitor

Last edited by BritinAfrica; June 4th, 2012 at 12:57..
 
June 4th, 2012   #27
Der Alte
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Der Alte
I suddenly felt a heatstroke.
A cold shower might help!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
It hasn't helped me.
I'm still in the shower
 
June 4th, 2012   #28
Freyja
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
How does one scratch ones bum during the night with hands above the blankets?
Horizontal belly dance - move your bum from side to side.
 
June 4th, 2012   #29
Yossarian
 
 
Thankfully no childeren are present in this thread.

Being as I would hate to be the one to explain to their parents what all this can mean .



"This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience"- Dwight D. Eisenhower , Jan 17,1961.
 
June 4th, 2012   #30
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yossarian
Thankfully no childeren are present in this thread.

Being as I would hate to be the one to explain to their parents what all this can mean .
Well, they can start with the birds and the bees.

Had this been an American forum, this thread would have been one long beep!
 



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