![]() | About 6th grade science class |
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| | 6th grade science class infoMrs. Parks ignored her & asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her & said to the class, anybody?" Finally,Billy stood up, looked around nervously, & said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary & continued, "As for you, young lady, I have 3 things to say: 1, you have a dirty mind, 2, you didn't read your homework, & 3, 1 day you are going to be very,very disappointed." "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| | Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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haha....sick
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LMAO
If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 |
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| | hahahaahahhahaha!!!!! lmao!!! 穏やかなために祈る R.I.P. Steven Zeluff |
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Disappointed is right. Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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