The Cannibal Family info
Once there was a family of cannibals, Mum, Dad and their son. They lived in the outskirts of a little village. No one knew of this becasue they kept very much to themselves and they only hunt when they are in dire need of human meat.
So one day, those times of dire need arised, the father and son decided to stalk one of the pathways that the villagers would commonly used. after an hour of patiently waiting, the son suddenly gave a tug on the dad's sleeve. "Hey dad... there is someone approaching..." said the son in a low whisper. The dad gave a long look. He replied " This guy is too thin. If we capture him, we may have to hunt again in less than a week. Lets wait for a better target".
another hour passed. again the son pulled the older man's sleeve. "Look, look another one, how about this one?", the son asked. Again the dad made a quick assessment. Then the dad spoke, "You must remember that that your mum has a heart condition, and high cholesterol. this person you want us to capture is fat and looks obese. we have to carry this heavy person. Your mothers condition may turn worse if we eat this guy. Be patient, and lets wait some more." The son nodded in agreement, after some reflection.
Less than 30 minutes passed when the son tugged the dad's sleeve. "How about this one? This one looks good? What do you think, Dad?", asked the son. The dad gave a long look. Sure enough, it was one of the village lass. She is beautiful and slim looking. "Yes, this is perfect," said the dad. "we will capture her alive. We will bring back to our home. But we will not harm her. Tonight, we will eat your mother...!"
Last edited by viper2007; August 12th, 2012 at 05:21..