Aliens spies from other planet come to American,come to Earth.
They hungry,buy hamburger to eat ,Aliens get Mad Cow Disease.
They thirst ,buy water to drink ,God know the water were polluted by American nuclear powerplant.
Aliens want to negotiate with American government,God know their car was stolen by thief. Their mobile phones were robbed by two American gunmen.
Alien spies tell their comrade: Report to the fleet and headquaters who stay Mars, run! The American is only country that we can't offense in the planet!