| The smell of a new car info
A lady walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
"vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price."
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