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I know mate, and it used to be our job... also used as a great extras punishment.
There will be a quick assessment, a formal inquiry, a ministerial investigation, a senate estimate review, an external security audit, a Royal commission and finally a high court decision and then things might change.... but it'll take forever, and all that time Chubb security will keep us secure (and their contract) with their reflective vests and Toyota Yarises.
Finally we might get the order to say "Private Dunmall and Private Wallis, you are on guard duty in one hour"... But it'll be several years before that, and Chubb or Serco or whoever has the contract will fight for years to keep it.
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