Heh... I know this post is REALLY old, but I can't help but post one of my favorites from when I was in.
Ironically, the CO forced us to sanitize this one once, due to some civvies coming by to watch us- but all he made us do was change "beer" to "milk".
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Gloooorious! Victoooorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us!
Glory be to God that there are no more of us
Cuz one of us could drink it all alone!
Damn near!
Pass the Beer!
To the Rear!
Of the Squaaadron
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Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Corps
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Corps
Cuz they're all on foreign shores
Makin' mothers outta whores
There are no fighter pilots in the Corps
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Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Navy
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Navy
Cuz they're all on ships and boats
Havin' sex with sheeps and goats
There are no fighter pilots in the Navy
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Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Army
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Army
Cuz they're all a bunch of queer
Sanitation engineers
There are no fighter pilots in the Army
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Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Guard
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Guard
Cuz they're all a bunch of fags
Smokin' marijuana bags
There are no fighter pilots in the Guard
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Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Air Force
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Air Force
Due to recent budget cuts
We're all drivin' "trucks"
There are no fighter pilots in the Air Force
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