Since ya wanna be a singer, maybe, oh let's say Barry Manilow (hahahahahaha)? Milforum idol? Sonny and Cher (ya'd have to find a Cher, or a maybe a Sonny if your like that). Honestly, not using real name is a good idea. Milforum idol could be ok for the future singer. I'd request permission first though since you would be using forum terminology just for CYA purposes.
Anger itself does more harm than the condition which aroused anger.
- Samurai maxim