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May 11th, 2008  
the_13th_redneck
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Train bikini commandos (all female).
Obviously they have issues deploying to cold places.
We'll sort it out.
Solution found: fat chicks in bikinis.

Fox's land is starting to take over Alaska!!
We MUST establish a foothold. Why is my operation to take eastern Siberia going to slowly? Must be the fat chicks I deployed there.
FINE. We'll send the skinny ones wearing skin tight wet suits. That ought to keep them warm.

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Last edited by the_13th_redneck; May 11th, 2008 at 19:31.
 
 
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