Post; Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Sevens · April 30th, 2008

The doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

'Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'

'Yes, they help me sleep at night.'

'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes dear, I know that but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks, and believe you me; it helps me sleep at night.'

You gotta love Grandmas!

April 30th, 2008
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Post; Grandma's Birth Control Pills The doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?' 'Yes, they help me sleep at night.' 'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep. She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes dear, I know that but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks, and believe you me; it helps me sleep at night.' You gotta love Grandmas! __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.