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Post; Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's


Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's

Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?

Am I going to get "The McClap"?

Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?

The rats won't mind, will they?

Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?

Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?

Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?

Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?

Should I see a psychiatrist?

Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?
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