| Reminds me a funny story from school last year. My friend Caleb walked into my math class to make up some homework. He was wearing cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, white tshirt, jeans, belt with oversized buckle, the whole deal. As he walks back to come sit by me, he passes the most flamboyant gay kid at our school. The gay kid pokes Caleb, and when Caleb turns around, he asks (in that little boy voice that gay men have) "Are you a real cowboy?"
The whole class starts cracking up laughing, and as Caleb sat down next to me I said, "So, you a real cowboy or not"
"F*** you dude"
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Originally Posted by moving0target Can't tell you how many times I've heard thugs robbing convenience stores say to each other, "Fix bayonets!" | |