1- What kind of cell phone do you have?
A verizon ones...
2- Do you have a fireplace?
I wish I have...
3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have?
4; Combat boots, tennis shoes, sandal, and boots....Where's my boots?
4- Do you watch the news?
Yeah...Fox News.
5- When was the last time you called the cops?
Cops? I use my gun, and it's legal in Texas. 
6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost?
$8 to $12...
7- Do you get manicures & pedicures?
No...
8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage?
Hell, no.
9- Do you enjoy gaming?
Only on PC games.
10- What do you love the most about where you live?
Everything about in the great state of Texas.
11- The least?
The wetbacks....*ahem*...illegal aliens in Texas.
12- How often do you go to the zoo?
Like one time in ten years....
13- Do you ever ride motorcycles?
No, I wish I could
14- Do you read a lot?
Yeah...
15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go?
Uhh...probably Maryland/Virginia....it's Washington D.C.
16- Will you vote for president this year?
Yeah, McCain....who else do I have to vote? McCain or we're doomed!
17- What's your favorite reality tv show?
Ehh....not a big fan.
18- Have many miles are on your vehicle?
Around 45,500 miles, I think.
19- Have you ever seen a tornado?
Since I'm a Texan for all my life and never seen one. Suprise?
20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today?
None.
21- What's your favorite piece of clothing?
A cotton shirt and cargo short...so, comfortable.
22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"?
Hell, no. Plus, I have never seen this movie.
23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows?
No.....
24- Do you use a straightener on your hair?
Isn't for the women?
25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest?
Yeah....Christ.
26- How old where you when you learned to swim?
Huh? I was born to be a swimmer.
27- How do you take your coffee?
I'm not Peddler, don't ask me this question. 
28- What are your plans for the next holiday?
Next Holiday? Nothing...oh, Mother's Day? Oh, crap!
29- Do you own any land?
No, I wish I have some...
30- Have you ever been hunting?
Yes, and all Texans are required to do that, otherwise, go back to Austin and stay there.
31- Do you have cable or satellite tv?
DirecTV...
32- Do you have satellite radio?
I wish I have...
33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap?
Yeah, that girl that I know from my college.
34- Can you cook from scratch?
Yeah, I think.
35- Do you or have you ever had chickens?
What? Yeah....
36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best?
Oh, man, I haven't eat oatmeal since I was a kid.
37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake?
Does baby snake count? It bitten me.
38- Do you have an electric or gas stove?
Electric....
39- Can you do an handstand?
In the lake, river, or swimming pool, yeah. Ha.
40- Who taught you to ride a bike?
My dad.
41- What color is your livingroom furniture?
Brown...
42- Do you have plants in your house?
The fake ones....and one of them are real....I don't know which one that are real.
43- Have you ever had a black dog?
Yes, good ole' Tasha....
44- What is your favorite board/card game to play?
Risk, Monopoly, and Uno.
45- What is your favorite brand of jeans?
Level's.....
46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see?
No, not really.
47- What are your pet-peeves?
Sunday drivers...
48- Laptop/notebook or desktop?
Laptop.
49- Tattoos & piercings?
Tattoos....I'm thinking about to get one. Pierchings? Hell, no.
50- Do people like you?
Hated by many, loved by few, and respected by all.