April 6th, 2008  
senojekips
Tribunus Laticlavius
 
 
1- What kind of cell phone do you have? Wha??? Yuppie, crap!!!

2- Do you have a fireplace? One in most rooms, nearly all unused.

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? 2 pairs, Steel caps and Going out.

4- Do you watch the news? Yep, Regional, State and International, every night.

5- When was the last time you called the cops? Never Happen,... If it gets that bad, maybe an Ambulance would be more appropriate.

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? $10

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? nope. I tear my own off

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? Whaaa?? You've gotta be kiddin'

9- Do you enjoy gaming? Nope!

10- What do you love the most about where you live? Just being there, after a life spent everywhere else

11- The least? It's getting too civilized, You're not allowed to shoot the cocky's off the TV antenna anymore

12- How often do you go to the zoo? 4 times in my life, that i can remember.

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? It's the only way to get about. Honda 600 XR trailbike.

14- Do you read a lot? Not a lot, but I do enjoy non fiction. I'm happier with an instruction manual than a novel.

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? Been there, Done that and that's why I'm where I am now going to stay

16- Will you vote for president this year? Only for the Local History Group

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? The one where they all get killed off in the first 2 minutes.

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? Bike, 37,000 miles, Toyota Landcruiser 67,000 miles, Shirl's car 52,000miles.

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? Nope, but Ive seen a waterspout at sea. "A Wet Tornado"

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? None

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? Overalls, I'm a grubby bugger.

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? Haven't seen it.

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? I've had them singed in boiler blowbacks.

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? S'already straight.

25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? I can't be bothered unless it's gunna get nasty.

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? About 8 years old.

27- How do you take your coffee? White, with two sugar. Or if someone else is making it, however it comes. Thank you very much.

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? I'm living it now. Life's a blast!!

29- Do you own any land? Half an acre.

30- Have you ever been hunting? Yep, used to live for it until the whacko's had gun ownership banned.

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? Neither

32- Do you have satellite radio? No.

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? A nephew.

34- Can you cook from scratch? I can, but generally can't be bothered. I'd live on Toast and vegemite given the need.

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? Many years ago, Chooks, Bantams, and Ducks.

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? Oatmeal flavour, Luv it.

37- Have you ever been bitten by a snake? No, I've "bitten a few of them though, generally with a 12G.

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? Electric

39- Can you do an handstand? Not now. It would break all of the laws of physics not to mention a few bones.

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? Mick Schemmeld.

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? Ivory and Black

42- Do you have plants in your house? Shirl has miniature cacti on the window ledge behind the kitchen sink.

43- Have you ever had a black dog? Only for dog sitting, named "Oigle"

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? I haven't played a board game since the kids were little tackers, Stockmarket was a favourite.

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? Levi's

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? Yeah, Lots and lots

47- What are your pet-peeves? Careless people

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? Both, but the Laptop is "steam driven" and won't be being replaced, they are OK if you're on the move, but otherwise a pain in the butt.

49- Tattoos & piercings? Another of my "pet peeves", "Look at me" people

50- Do people like you? I hope so, I don't go out of my way to upset people.
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Last edited by senojekips; April 6th, 2008 at 08:09.
 
 
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