I'll bite....
1- What kind of cell phone do you have?
the kind that rings
2- Do you have a fireplace?
Yup, and we like to use it too
3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have?
What is the number after zillion?
4- Do you watch the news?
I do
5- When was the last time you called the cops?
Does it count when... oh, never mind
6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost?
$30
7- Do you get manicures & pedicures?
I do it myself
8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage?
Never been to one
9- Do you enjoy gaming?
yes
10- What do you love the most about where you live?
That the lake is only 5 mins away
11- The least?
the inbreds that live here
12- How often do you go to the zoo?
Only when staring at the wall gets old, would I ever go (Our zoo is LAME, it has one broken down lion and 2 zebras that aren't quite the right color and two old circus elephants)
13- Do you ever ride motorcycles?
Yes! I love it!
14- Do you read a lot?
every night
15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go?
Kentucky and Washington
16- Will you vote for president this year?
I don't wanna but I will
17- What's your favorite reality tv show?
that Bachelor is one sexy man
18- Have many miles are on your vehicle?
Too many
19- Have you ever seen a tornado?
Been in a few
20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today?
ummmm... 4
21- What's your favorite piece of clothing?
my jeans and a tank top is comfy
22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"?
No but the guy next to me in the theater let out a wail or two .
23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows?
I don't have a uni-brow if that is what you are asking
24- Do you use a straightener on your hair?
Yup, I hate my curly hair 25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest?
Nope I don't have a beef with anybody
26- How old where you when you learned to swim?
5 years old
27- How do you take your coffee?
STRONG, VERY STRONG, with a little milk and a lot of sugar...I like things sweet
28- What are your plans for the next holiday?
working
29- Do you own any land?
Only what is stuck to my shoe at the moment
30- Have you ever been hunting?
Nope I prefer my food dead when I see it
31- Do you have cable or satellite tv?
nothing....
32- Do you have satellite radio?
Nope but I wish I did
33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap?
LOL.. I can't answer that
34- Can you cook from scratch?
Yup, only way to cook...
35- Do you or have you ever had chickens?
Yes, and I hate them
36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best?
I like the brown sugar one
37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake?
Nope, but I've been close to it a few times
38- Do you have an electric or gas stove?
Electric.
39- Can you do an handstand?
I can say handstand.... does that count??
40- Who taught you to ride a bike?
ummm... I don't remember
41- What color is your livingroom furniture?
cream
42- Do you have plants in your house?
yup
43- Have you ever had a black dog?
I just got one
44- What is your favorite board/card game to play?
Nerts
45- What is your favorite brand of jeans?
Luckys
46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see?
Yes.
47- What are your pet-peeves?
rude people, people chewing on ice, slow drivers in the fast lane.
48- Laptop/notebook or desktop?
I have a laptop
49- Tattoos & piercings?
no and yes
50- Do people like you?
Not sure .... ask them