okay, fine...
1- What kind of cell phone do you have?
some sort of Samsung
2- Do you have a fireplace?
yup, a real one!
3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have?
6, but 2 of them are track-exclusive, and 2 for dirty work (boots). 2 pairs of tennis shoes
4- Do you watch the news?
not really
5- When was the last time you called the cops?
dont' remember
6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost?
$10
7- Do you get manicures & pedicures?
no
8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage?
no
9- Do you enjoy gaming?
on PC only
10- What do you love the most about where you live?
the space
11- The least?
the people, at least some of them
12- How often do you go to the zoo?
used to go regularly but its been about 2 years
13- Do you ever ride motorcycles?
nope
14- Do you read a lot?
define "a lot"...
15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go?
I really don't know... maybe New York, maybe Kentucky, maybe Indiana, maybe Tennessee
16- Will you vote for president this year?
No, because I can't. If I could I'd vote for Obama-- or rather I'd vote against Hillary, McCain, and Nader.
17- What's your favorite reality tv show?
None, I can't stand them
18- Have many miles are on your vehicle?
no vehicle
19- Have you ever seen a tornado?
Yes, one almost formed right across the street from my house... but it dissappeared almost as soon as it formed.
20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today?
0
21- What's your favorite piece of clothing?
Winnipeg Jets T-shirt
22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"?
haven't seen it
23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows?
no
24- Do you use a straightener on your hair?
I'm thinking about trying it... I hate my frizzy curly hair
25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest?
Redleg... naw just kidding 
26- How old where you when you learned to swim?
what is this "swim" of which you speak?
27- How do you take your coffee?
I inject it.
28- What are your plans for the next holiday?
sitting around my house.
29- Do you own any land?
not personally
30- Have you ever been hunting?
no
31- Do you have cable or satellite tv?
DirecTV
32- Do you have satellite radio?
I wish I did...
33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap?
uh huh
34- Can you cook from scratch?
sometimes
35- Do you or have you ever had chickens?
no
36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best?
plain, but with rasins and a lot of sugar... and a little thinner, not like cement.
37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake?
no
38- Do you have an electric or gas stove?
neither: liquid propane
39- Can you do an handstand?
no
40- Who taught you to ride a bike?
no idea
41- What color is your livingroom furniture?
green and white stripes
42- Do you have plants in your house?
no
43- Have you ever had a black dog?
does a dalmatian count? it's black and white
44- What is your favorite board/card game to play?
Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit and BlackJack.
45- What is your favorite brand of jeans?
Levis
46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see?
someone other than my immediate family... I'm sick of them. I wanna go to Cleveland!
47- What are your pet-peeves?
Gay bashers.
48- Laptop/notebook or desktop?
my lovely desktop
49- Tattoos & piercings?
no
50- Do people like you?
some of them...