![]() | About 4 letter words |
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| | 4 letter words infoWhen they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!" And the new bride began to sob over the telephone. But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?" "I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!" "Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother the 4- letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like: DUST...WASH......IRON....COOK |
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Someone please explain this joke to me.....I don't get it. |
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Hahahaha MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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| | Bazooka the joke makes you expect she's referring to curses, rude words (4-letter words: ![]() ![]() ![]() ****), while in fact it was just that she had never heard about things a normal bride would be supposed to do, cooking, washing etc.
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HAHAHA \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\". |
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| | "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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