4 letter words

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November 3rd, 2004   #1
rotc boy
 
 

4 letter words info


A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

"Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"

And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"

"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!"

"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother the 4- letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like:
DUST...WASH......IRON....COOK
 
November 3rd, 2005   #2
LIPS
 
 


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November 3rd, 2005   #3
behemoth79
 
 
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November 3rd, 2005   #4
Springfield
 
 
Someone please explain this joke to me.....I don't get it.
 
November 3rd, 2005   #5
phoenix80
 
 
cant help laughing
 
November 3rd, 2005   #6
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahahaha


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November 3rd, 2005   #7
Italian Guy
 
 


Bazooka the joke makes you expect she's referring to curses, rude words (4-letter words: ****), while in fact it was just that she had never heard about things a normal bride would be supposed to do, cooking, washing etc.


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Last edited by DTop; July 28th, 2007 at 10:20..
 
November 3rd, 2005   #8
Springfield
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Italian Guy


Bazooka the joke makes you expect she's referring to curses, rude words (4-letter words: , while in fact it was just that she had never heard about things a normal bride would be supposed to do, cooking, washing etc.
Ohhh, haha. Ok I get it now. Pretty funny. Thanks for explaining. :P

Last edited by DTop; July 28th, 2007 at 10:21..
 
November 4th, 2005   #9
xander
 
 
HAHAHA


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November 12th, 2005   #10
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