About 4 letter words
|November 3rd, 2004||#1|
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4 letter words info
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
"Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother the 4- letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like:
|November 3rd, 2005||#7|
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Bazooka the joke makes you expect she's referring to curses, rude words (4-letter words: ****), while in fact it was just that she had never heard about things a normal bride would be supposed to do, cooking, washing etc.
"Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it".
Last edited by DTop; July 28th, 2007 at 10:20..
|November 3rd, 2005||#8|
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Last edited by DTop; July 28th, 2007 at 10:21..