About 4 Bomb Techs playing poker.... and their pets.
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4 Bomb Techs playing poker.... and their pets. info
There's a Navy Bomb Tech, a Marine Bomb Tech, an Air Force Bomb Tech, and an Army Bomb Tech.
The Navy Bomb Tech calls his dog in to show everyone just how smart his dog is.
“Hey BB Stacker, get in here”…. the dog comes running in and the Navy Bomb Tech says “BB Stacker! Show ‘em what you got boy!”
BB Stacker runs out of the room and comes running back in with 9 cookies, and makes 3 stacks of 3 cookies each.
The Marine Bomb Tech looks and says “well that’s pretty good, but watch this".
The Marine Bomb Tech calls his dog in… “Hey VX, get in here”…. the dog comes running in and the Marine Bomb Tech says “VX! Show ‘em what you got boy!”
VX runs out of the room and runs back in with 3 empty glasses and a jug of milk. VX fills all 3 glasses with milk even to the top of the glass.
The Army Bomb Tech says “well, that’s really good, but watch this."
The Army Bomb Tech calls his dog in... "Hey RSP, get in here".... the dog comes running in and the Army Bomb Tech says "RSP! Show ’em what you got boy!"
RSP runs out of the room and runs back in with a blank piece of paper, and proceeds to draw blueprints for an IED, complete with Render Safe Procedures.
The Air Force Bomb Tech, watching all this, chuckles a few times and says “well that was all pretty good, but you guys watch this".
The Air Force Bomb Tech calls his dog in.... "Hey... Dud Round, get in here."
Dud Round comes walking in and takes a look around the room, the Air Force Bomb Tech says "Dud Round show 'em what you got boy."
So, Dud Round walks over to where the other dog are…. Dud Round eats the cookies, drinks the milk…. takes a dump on the paper, screws the other 3 dogs in the butt.... Dud Round claims he hurt his back on the last one, and has been on Workmans Compensation ever since.
*Note to Mods, meant to be in the Military Jokes Forum, placed here in error, please move, thanks.
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Last edited by Gator; January 9th, 2007 at 14:39.. Reason: Note to Mods, wrong forum.