Chuck Norris sleeps with man not because he´s gay, it´s because he already sleeped with all women on earth..................twice!!!
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. The Grim Reaper just don´t had the courage to tell him!!!
Chuck Norris can make onions cry!!!
The first scenes in "Saving Privat Ryan" are based on a football game that Chuck Norris played in 2nd class!!!
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma!!!
When Chuck Norris looks into the sky, God starts to cry..........we know it as rain!!!
Joker