Read main thread: How to Make a Woman Happy
November 18th, 2007  
pixiedustboo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover


4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master


7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic


12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist


16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator


18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean


24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable


39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate


44. compassionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself


53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

I'm easy. I only need the ones in purple.
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