Post; Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win An Emmy

Team Infidel · September 19th, 2007

10. You've been described as Hasselhoff-esque
9. It's a reality show about people looking for a good deal on patio furniture
8. There is no "Outstanding CSI Corpse" category
7. Once a week you get your ass kicked on one of them Mexican talk shows
6. Only laugh you've heard all year was when the judges received your ballot
5. Hoping to get nominated for writing Osama's latest hate-fueled rant
4. Show is just YouTube video of you getting hit in nuts
3. Your show is even more confusing than "Lost"
2. Only appearance on television this year was Maury informing you that you're a daddy
1. Your name is Regis

September 19th, 2007
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	Post; Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win An Emmy 10. You've been described as Hasselhoff-esque 9. It's a reality show about people looking for a good deal on patio furniture 8. There is no "Outstanding CSI Corpse" category 7. Once a week you get your ass kicked on one of them Mexican talk shows 6. Only laugh you've heard all year was when the judges received your ballot 5. Hoping to get nominated for writing Osama's latest hate-fueled rant 4. Show is just YouTube video of you getting hit in nuts 3. Your show is even more confusing than "Lost" 2. Only appearance on television this year was Maury informing you that you're a daddy 1. Your name is Regis __________________ Last edited by tomtom22; September 20th, 2007 at 03:02. Reason: spelling