Remember what I said about being slow?
No offence intended, and none taken GuyontheRight, although, in a nutshell, and for a joke, I think this one is pretty accurate. Being highly militarized doesn't mean your military is any good
, like one of my buddies who owns about a dozen swords but would most likely get his butt kicked in a sword fight by a 12 year old who has read
The Count of Monte Cristo.
Once again, sorry if I offend anyone, I've gotten so used to laughing at myself with redneck jokes that I don't realize that some people aren't as into self-mockery as myself haha.