Blonde Call Home......Saddam Hussein's Family info

Pacific Lure · June 5th, 2007

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300.00, she exclaimed: "I don't have enough money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything," the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door," the man said. She did. He then said, "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. Now go ahead... take it out..." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands...then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well...go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding
it close to her lips, and tentatively said..........

"Hello, Mom, can you hear me?"

Now that Saddam, Uday and Qusay Hussein have left us, a lot of the lesser- known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities in Iraq.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay........................the restauranteur
Guday.........................the half-Australian brother
Huray..........................the sports fanatic
Bejay..........................the gay brother
Kuntay and Kintay.......the twins from (the African mother)
Ojay...........................the stalker/murderer
Peekay.......................the gum merchant
Ebay..........................the Internet czar
Biliray........................the country music star
Ecksray.....................the radiologist
Puray.........................the blender factory owner
Shadonay...................the wine maker
Regay........................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay.........................the almost bald rapper

Among the sisters:

Pusay........................the promiscuous 17-year-old
Bookay......................the florist
Lattay........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay......................the clean sister
Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Olay..........................the half-Spanish sister
Essay........................the half-Mexican writer
Gourmay....................the cook
Gudlay.......................the prostitute

June 5th, 2007
Pacific Lure	Blonde Call Home......Saddam Hussein's Family info A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300.00, she exclaimed: "I don't have enough money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything," the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door," the man said. She did. He then said, "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. Now go ahead... take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands...then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well...go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, and tentatively said.......... "Hello, Mom, can you hear me?" Now that Saddam, Uday and Qusay Hussein have left us, a lot of the lesser- known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities in Iraq. Among the brothers: Sooflay........................the restauranteur Guday.........................the half-Australian brother Huray..........................the sports fanatic Bejay..........................the gay brother Kuntay and Kintay.......the twins from (the African mother) Ojay...........................the stalker/murderer Peekay.......................the gum merchant Ebay..........................the Internet czar Biliray........................the country music star Ecksray.....................the radiologist Puray.........................the blender factory owner Shadonay...................the wine maker Regay........................the half-Jamaican brother Tupay.........................the almost bald rapper Among the sisters: Pusay........................the promiscuous 17-year-old Bookay......................the florist Lattay........................the coffee shop owner Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister Dushay......................the clean sister Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house Olay..........................the half-Spanish sister Essay........................the half-Mexican writer Gourmay....................the cook Gudlay.......................the prostitute Seven days without laughter makes one weak. --Joel Goodman Last edited by Pacific Lure; June 5th, 2007 at 07:59..