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A man's wife disappeared in a kayaking accident off Ingonish.
The next day, two grim-faced Mounties knocked on his door.

"Tell me... did you find her!?" the husband implored.

The police officers looked at each other.

Finally, one sighed and said to the husband, "We have some bad news,

some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear

first?"

Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news

first."

The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir ... we found your wife's

body in the bay this morning."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. He swallowed hard, and then asked,

"What's the good news?"

The other Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12,

twenty-five pound snow crabs, and 8 good-sized lobsters clinging to

her!"

Stunned, the husband frowned, "If that's the good news ... what's the

great news?"

The first Mountie replied, "We're going to pull her up again

tomorrow..."






Ayup!

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