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November 26th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Post; 30 things never to say to a naked man30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the ‘early bird'. |
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November 26th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | those are pretty good.
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November 26th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | "Wheres the rest of it?"
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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November 26th, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | I have a comeback for that one Cadet but this is a PG rated forum so ...
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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November 26th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Amusing.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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November 26th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Interesting
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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November 26th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Hehehehe
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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November 29th, 2006
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