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September 18th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; 3 Blondes @ the Pearly Gates


Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.

He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ...
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted.

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September 18th, 2005   Post 2
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thats a good one
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September 24th, 2005   Post 3
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a blonde joke ive never heard before
 
September 24th, 2005   Post 4
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LMAO
 
September 28th, 2005   Post 5
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Hey...that's the blonde I taught Religion to at Saint Dympna's...Glad she learned something
 
November 25th, 2007   Post 6
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thats perfect
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November 26th, 2007   Post 7
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Priceless.
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November 26th, 2007   Post 8
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LMBO! Good, good.
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November 30th, 2007   Post 9
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hahahaha....funny...
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