| Ahhhh, but what about all of his helpers that you see in various stores just before Christmas, don't they help him out?
He must be alive because what else explains the disappearance of the piece of Christmas Cake and glass of wine on Christmas morning,and assuming that perhaps one family in 50 leaves out some alcoholic refreshment, 2 million "drinkies" explains why we don't always get exactly what we asked for. The resulting hangover is why we don't see him again for about 11 months.
But if the cops ever bust him for driving under the influence and speeding, I expect they'll lock him up and throw away the keys. |