Amen, bulldogg. I didn't act like that at age 10. Kids these days, you buttstroke them with a Remington 870 and it's like the world's gonna end. No discipline. Lemme tell ya- when I was his age, I did get buttstroked with a shotgun- I never complained about it.
Sexuality? If I have kids, I'll make darn sure that we get that part straight quick, fast, and in a hurry. Instill morals in them early and prevent screwups. This is exactly the kind of thing about popular culture that does such a good job of getting my goat.
Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time.
Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.